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Every order moves the counter. Even yours.

HOW IT WORKS

Keep one in the drawer,

Save your future self!

Birthdays to apologies, new jobs to get well soon – this card has your back.

Tick it. Write something vaguely heartfelt. Pretend this was the plan all along.

ONE FOR NOW. FIVE FOR LATER. TEN FOR WHEN YOU FINALLY ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE.

£4.50
For optimists.

£15
For realists.

£22
You know yourself.

WHO NEEDS AN EMERGENCY GREETING CARD?

THE FORGETFUL ONE
“Oh shit, it’s Mum’s birthday.”

THE ORGANISED ONE
Buys a pack of 10 and keeps them in a drawer.

THE OFFICE DRAWER
Birthdays. Leaving dos. New babies. Whatever happens next.

IN CASE OF GREETING CARD EMERGENCY…

“SHIT. IT’S THEIR BIRTHDAY.”

Remember the Emergency Greeting Card hiding in your drawer.

Crisis averted.